I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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