I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
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There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
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I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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