you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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