Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
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