lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
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just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
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we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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