just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
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we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
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Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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