That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
we should paint friendship bongs
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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