At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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