I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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