I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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