My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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