brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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