question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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