If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Green mimosas i think yes
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
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