I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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