They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
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At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
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Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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