dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
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He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
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Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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