I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
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I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
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I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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