She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
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Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
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My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
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