I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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