Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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