apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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