So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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