im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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