Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
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i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
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I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
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