Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Randomize
