Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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