I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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