I'm going to rape someone's good day.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
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