Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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