I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
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