then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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