Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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