YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
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I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
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be right there i have to get my cape
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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