making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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