another moral hangover. fuck.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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