honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
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