Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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