Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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its like you know when i get waxed
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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