Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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