i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
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I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
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I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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