One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
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Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
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Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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