Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
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Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
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he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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