nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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