The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
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you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
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you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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