i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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