I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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