not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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