What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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