Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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