We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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