During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
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For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
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I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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