Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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