Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
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I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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