I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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